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Can’t Wait for Saturday

December 17, 2015
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That’s a nice looking family. Cant wait to see what happens next. photo from yahoo.

 

 

 

Hey Y’all,

 

Got a super busy end of the year so I will do my best to be brief tonight. The next could of days are committed to hard core, super intense study sessions as I have my yearly simulator training next week. I have already been skimming everything but it is time to go deep and get serious. If all goes well, I will be home Wednesday night so that I can do all of the Christmas shopping Thursday so I am well prepared for Friday morning. Following the weekend, I am back out on the road for a week of work and will return on New Year’s Eve. Another short break and I get to kick off the New Year with another week of work. Busy times for busy people but that isn’t what I want to talk about tonight.

 

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“beep…beep…beep.” Felt good to get that off my chest. photo from yahoo.

 

 

I am a super psyched, hyped-up, highly motivated, kid in a candy store who can’t wait for this weekend. Saturday is a day that has been circled on the calendar for a few months now. Most of you are probably thinking that I am talking about my Arkansas State Red Wolves and their fifth consecutive bowl appearance this time in New Orleans. Well you would be wrong. I have the DVR set up and the game will be recorded, but on Saturday night I have other plans.

 

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Cant wait for this either. photo from yahoo

 

 

You might be thinking that I am going to put my Dallas Cowboys in the number one spot and will be watching them on Saturday night as they host the NY Jets in a must win game for both teams. The truth is that I am actually hoping that Dallas loses and puts me out of my misery. All they accomplish by beating the Jets is get a worse draft spot. It wont get a minute of my television watching time. I might not even waste the time to watch the highlights on ESPN.

 

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I don’t care who you are. This is funny. photo from yahoo.

 

 

What I am so looking forward too, is my Christmas present to myself. I bought them about six weeks ago when they went on pre-sale. Yes, there is a movie opening this weekend and yes I have tickets. Now since I have kids and other life responsibilities, I am not one of “those people” camping out for the right to get the best seats in the theater. But I will be there on Saturday night with hundreds of thousands other crazed super fans of the greatest series of movies in the history of movies. I feel like Pee-Wee Herman after 42 No-Doze, a six pack of 5-Hour Energy and a cup of coffee.

 

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photo from yahoo.

 

 

 

When I got my tickets, the girl who took my money asked if I was taking my kids.

I said “No.”

“Grand-kids?” She asked.

“No, one is for me and the other four I am going to sale on EBay.” She looked at me like I had three eyes.  “How old do you think I am?” I replied.

“You’re pretty old with the gray hair and stuff. 55-60?”

“I’m 46 you fool. I’m too young to be a grand-dad.”

“My grandma is 43.” She replied.

I pointed at her pregnant belly and said. “You mean Great Grandma.”

She didn’t laugh.

 

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I took college statistics three times. Not once did I get this chart on my final exam. photo from yahoo.

 

 

Anyway, if you are looking for me this Saturday night at 7:05 PM. I will be that guy who is face deep in a box of buttered popcorn and slurping on the large Coke, munching on the Whoppers, while watching this year’s Oscar winning movie; Alvin and the Chipmunks.

 

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In case you missed it, this movie opens Friday. photo from yahoo.

 

 

Until next time, keep on rockin.

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3 Comments
  1. Rob, Thank you for the laugh this morning. I might have to use those statistics for my stats course. Have fun at the movies and enjoy your weekend. Happy Holidays to you and your family!!!

    • Karlene,

      I hope you have a great holiday season as well. Thanks for all the support that you have given me the last couple of years. Best Wishes,
      rob

      • Thank you!! And so welcome. I’m thinking supporting each other is the way life was designed.

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