As the Haboob blows…
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I entered the Air Force at the tender age of 26½, armed with four years of college, three more in Graduate School and 500 hours flying. I had spent some time exploring the underbelly of life as most American males did in the 1990s. I thought I knew some stuff, I was a cool daddy. After entering the Air Force, I learned that I knew nothing about how the world really worked. My new buddies gave me a Doctorate in running the streets.
By the time I hit Tabuk, I was a 33 year old, newly married, Instructor Pilot, with experienced Captain Bars on my uniform. I had been to war in the Balkans. By the way, that is how war should be fought. Live in Germany, fly every third day and tour Europe on the other two day with six of your best buddies. Good food, beautiful sites and great friends is how a European vacation should be spent.
Back to reality, I thought I lived in the tall cotton, but there was one little Arab word that I didn’t know; Haboob. Pronounced Ah..bu. The very thought of it, makes me ill. Literally, this afternoon, ten years after my first experience with the haboob. I was looking for pictures to add to this post, I still can taste the dust.
I have no idea where this was taken, but I have always loved it. Photo from Yahoo
Not to be confused with her boobs, haboobs are evil. A haboob is the Arab term for dust storm. Sitting around the tent, someone said we might get to catch a dust storm. I didn’t think twice about it. For one thing, I couldn’t stop it when it happened. And so what, it gets a little dusty then it goes away. We were already living in a dusty part of the world, what could possibly go wrong?
Another quick aside, if I were starting a heavy metal band, I would consider the name Haboob. It is a cool word, with a dark meaning. If anyone wants to use it, please take it. Just let me know so I can be the first to buy a record.
Back to story time campers…
Photos from Capt. Bill Grimes, Tabuk, Saudi Arabia. March 2003.
Before the first haboob, we saw several twisters move across the camp. That was really cool to see a mini-tornado pass through. It didn’t do any damage, all it did was leave the unfortunate tent really dirty. The tents were well protected with double liners. Both liners closed with a zipper. The air in the tent was regulated by a military grade air conditioner/heater. This monster would put out some serious air. When we moved to Al Udied and the outside air temperature rose to 130, the tent stayed a cold 98. It was relatively speaking, nice. Again, another story for another day. Together the air conditioner and the layers of the tent worked very well to keep the air quality somewhere above filthy. To improve life, most everyone built an entrance to the tent. Most of them were about six feet long with another double liner to the outside world.
Zipping the tent got old, so after a week or so, the only zipper that was actually shut was the interior zipper. Since we were one of the cool tents, and we had a couple of guys who knew how to operate power tools, we built a cabana. With plywood half walls, and a railing to lean on, we had a tent that attracted the masses. By folding the outside flaps up, we were open for business serving the best MREs and water in camp Tabuk. On ladies nights, we served Kool-Aid. Actually, every night was ladies night, but there were no ladies in Tabuk. Again, I digress.
The first haboob hit Tabuk without warning. It was sometime in the morning. I don’t remember the time or day because we were in the land that time forgot. We saw it approach tent city. It was a literal wall of dirt. Fast moving, it was on us before we really could react. Quickly securing the flaps of the cabana and closing all four zippers, we all got a good laugh from the excitement, while rinsing the dust out of our mouths and blowing dusty, snot boogers out of our noses. With nothing left to do, I crawled into my cot and pretended to read, sleep, play a video game, and listen to music. In reality, I was looking at the roof of the tent, wondering when it was going to be ripped off. It wasn’t the first time I realized we weren’t in Kansas anymore. But it felt appropriate to think it.
Photo from Yahoo. Unknown Location.
The tent was now a living, breathing organism. Like the human lungs, it inflated and deflated with a rhythmic deafness. The sound of the tent flapping was overwhelming. It wasn’t as loud, as it was constant. Some impacts of the wind were more violent than others, and all occurred without a pattern. One end of the tent might be expanding, while the other was contracting. Think of a rolling flag and add that image to all four walls and the ceiling all flapping in different directions.
The double walled tent was actually dark, even in the day time. But during the haboob, it was a kaleidoscope of lightness and darkness depending on the position of the outside flaps. The particles of dust rained down through the top and sides of the tent leaving a fine coating on everything. By this time, we had only been in Tabuk for three weeks, but already everything was coated in the fine, powered dust. There was no escaping the filth, but on this day that filth seemed to fall like manna from the heavens. It was the gift that kept on giving.
Hours passed before I reached my limit. My Navigator, Gary S. was a veteran of the first Gulf War. He had spent several rotations in the region, and was my number one pick for a crewmate. In the next post I will talk about my crew. So I walked over to Gary’s bunk, ashamed and defeated. I was giving in and turning to my crusty, old war buddy for some comfort. He wasn’t sleeping, just staring at the ceiling, like the rest of us. I asked him if he had seen anything like this. As I remember it, he replied with a line from the movie Tombstone. “I ain’t never heard of anything like this.”
Actually, I was relieved to know that we were all in this together. Later, my Loadmasters, Deron T. and Tracy J. couldn’t take it anymore. They bundled up and left the tent. Armed with Deron’s video camera they stuck their head outside. The video wasn’t on long, and they didn’t go far. Afraid that they wouldn’t find their way back to our tent, they reported to us what they saw. Not much. They could see about three tents away and nothing up above. They wrote some notes on the table outside, but like the ocean that washed away the sandcastle, it was gone when the storm finally passed.
This first haboob lasted the entire day and deep into the night when suddenly, it magically ended. Once it was gone, everyone slowly ventured out of the tents. I will not quote the most often used words, but I think collectively we all said “Wow.” I distinctively, remember another haboob, and there may have been a third. They all run together. I don’t know that the others were as impressive, but they all equally sucked. The next one I will talk about, we didn’t ride out in a tent. We landed in it.
Phot from CNN. Unknown Location.
Photo from Yahoo. Unknown Location.
Photo from Yahoo. Unknown Location but I know it isnt from Iraq. The lights are on.
Photo from Yahoo. Al Asid, Iraq
Photo from Yahoo. Al Asid, Iraq
To quote the great Coolio. “Slide, Slide, Slip and Slide. Everybody hide when the five rolls by.” If he had been in the tent with us in 2003 he would have changed the lyrics to “Slide, Slide, Slip and Slide. Everybody hide when the haboob rolls by.”
Hunker down everyone and keep on rocking!