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2017 Camellia Bowl SPLASH

That dude is La Von Rollin Jones. He is tied with Terrell Suggs as the NCAA leader in total career sacks at 41. He will be playing football on Sunday next year. photo by ASU Red Wolves.

 

 

Hey Y’all,

 

I know it has been a couple of weeks since I came up for air. I promise I am working hard behind the scenes and still on target. My problem is the target keeps moving, but that is another story all together.

 

One of the few web sites that I regularly visit is the fan message board for the Arkansas State Red Wolves. This past weekend they lost a heart breaker game, that was for a share of the Sun Belt Championship, to Troy University on a touchdown pass with seventeen seconds left to play. It was a tough loss and hopefully without sounding bitter, the better team lost. The Red Wolves were inside the Troy twenty yard line nine times and only scored twenty-four points, the Red Wolves gave up a kickoff for a touchdown and the quarterback threw a interception that was returned for another touchdown losing 32-25.

 

The Red Wolves finished 7-4 this year and are going to the Raycom Camellia Bowl to play Middle Tennessee State University. This is year seven of consecutive bowl appearances for the Red Wolves and the forth year as the Head Coach with a record of 31-19. This week on the message boards, many of the loud mouth posters (I have never written anything on there by the way) are floating the idea of finding a new coach. As an aside, Trivia Time…Ask any fan of the University of Central Florida when they last time they lost a game was. It was last year in the Cure Bowl where they lost to Arkansas State 31-13.

 

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Last years victory and the last loss for Central Florida. photo from the Cure Bowl.

 

I have never met Coach Anderson but I did park in his parking spot once.

 

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Me parking in Coach Anderson’s spot over the summer. photo from rob akers.

 

I don’t give any money to the Red Wolves but I am the President of the West Virginia chapter of the Red Wolves Club. So I know my opinion may not carry much weight but I think 31-9 with four bowl games and being totally spoiled because we are going to Montgomery Alabama for a Bowl Game is a much better place that paying a coach 11.9 million dollars to go away who went 29-34 in five years with three bowl appearances.  Just keeping it real and happy that the other team in the state of Arkansas keeps their over-inflated views of who they are.

 

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Still the number one fan. I’m glad he didnt go to ASU. photo from yahoo

 

It sure is nice to stay on target and go bowling rather than doing another coaching search.

 

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Enough said. photo from yahoo

 

Until next time, keep on rockin!

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It is nicer than it looks and it looks nice. photo from rob akers

Hey Y’all,

 

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This lady wanted a ride to the airport. I am a nice guy so I gave her one. Imagine her surprise when we were sitting next to each other on the flight to Atlanta and on the flight to Jamaica. photo from rob akers

I want to thank each and every one of you for taking a few moments and clicking on one of the thirty-six links my kids sent out two weeks ago. Because of you, I am hanging out somewhere in Jamaica with a drink in my hand and my toes in the water.

 

 

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Hard to see but there is a fourth drink on his head. That is talent. Photo from rob akers

 

My wife was working and the kids were at school when I went out to the mailbox. There was a check made out to me from the game company’s link that my kids sent out to all of you. I was a little shocked when I opened the envelope but my Mama taught me well. I went straight to the bank and cashed it. I still wasn’t sure if it was real but I wasn’t going to take any chances. I called a travel agent friend asked her to get me on the next flight to any country that didn’t have a extradition agreement with the USA. I left a note on the counter for my wife and told the kids teacher to send the kids to aftercare.

 

 

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This is the same lady that was on the flight. She was staying in the same resort as me. She looks a little scared, who can blame her? photo form rob akers

 

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These people were friends of the lady I met. They didn’t seem as scared of me. I would have never guessed that they are both doctors. photo from rob akers

 

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This guy said that he is a Doctor of Love. Now I am afraid. photo from rob akers

 

A few hours later, I was walking the beaches in Jamaica. When I called my wife, she totally understood. I married well above what I deserved. Tonight I found out that another check showed up at the house but it was only .43 cents. I would like to make a urgent plea that everyone go back to those links and click on it a few more times. It would be nice to have the family down here. My wife has earned a trip down here.

 

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Even the chickens get their feet sandy. photo from rob akers

 

Until next time, keep on rockin!

 

 

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These chickens can’t wait to be served as dinner. Thanksgiving came early for me…Thanks. photo from rob akers

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Thanks to everyone for sending me down here. Please keep on clicking so my family can join me. photo from rob akers

Taking more drastic measures…

Hey Y’all,

 

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The criminals. photo from rob akers

 

It seems that the conspiracy continues. This morning the kids were playing Bowhunters while I drove them to school. It is a long drive, like six minutes. In that six minutes, they were trying to get into the same game and I warned them that I didn’t want all of you to get more invitations.

 

Well, it seems that they sent out twenty-five more requests in a six minuet period. Never under-estimate the power of clicks. I read the terms and conditions of the game and I learned that I can get paid when you click on the email at the rate of .001 cents per click.

 

I did some complex math (for me) and I figure that there are about 500 of you who got a email notification to join the game. That is five whole dollars every time each of you accepts the invitation. Multiply that by thirty-six is one hundred and eighty dollars.

 

I am resolved that I can make some money off these two little reprobates therefore, I have downloaded the game to every device I have. It is now on my wife’s I-Pad, her cell phone, and her computer. The kids have started a YouTube channel and I will be on Facebook within the hour. All I need for you to do is click away.

 

Just so you know that I am not ungrateful for this sudden windfall of money. I promise to give away ten percent to my favorite charity. You may also give to it as well, it is the Rob Akers general fun fund. Unfortunately, it isn’t a tax deductible gift but it will enhance my life even more. Send me a email and I will give you the address to send your credit card, check or cash.

 

Hope this helps encourage you all to click your little hearts away!

 

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The app has been deleted off all of my devices. Very Sorry. Photo from rob akers

Until next time, keep on clicking!

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